The Cast Kevin Fabian (Thomas / Tight Ass) has many TV credits including The Gilmore Girls, The West Wing, Will & Grace, General Hospital, Passions, The Young and the Restless, Boston Public, and the pilot As Seen On TV with George Wendt. Kevin just finished acting in two feature films, An American Vampire in America (official selection Newport Beach Film Festival 2006) and Out at the Wedding with Mike Farrell, Reggie Vel Johnson and Mink Stole. He can currently be seen in Happy Birthday Oscar Wilde in which 150 renowned public figures (Liam Neeson, Annie Lennox, Martin Sheen) speak some of Oscar Wilde's finest lines, epigrams or verses and Our Little Science Story in which Kevin is blown up. Regionally he as worked with Kitchen Dog Theatre in Dallas, The Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland, The Old Globe in San Diego and Actors Theatre of Louisville in Kentucky and most recently The Brothers Karamazov at [Inside] the Ford at the Ford Amphitheatre.
Kevin Fabian (Tight Ass)
Joe Tyler Gold (Fartman)
Neil McGowan (Ed)
Tania Getty (Labia Lips)
Stephen Wastell (Thug)

Rebecca Crandall (Ed's girlfriend)